Testimonials
my third grade maths teacher
“Dee showed promise. Not much else though.”
my first girlfriend
“You were an alright lover, I guess? I mean, we were both very young, so we didn’t really know what we were doing then. Wait, why’re you talking to me? We haven’t seen each other in 15 years. And stop texting my mom!”
my therapist
“‘I’d say you have quite a high degree of self-awareness. Wait, what—no, no, that doesn’t mean you’ve completed therapy, that’s not how it works.”
Abraham
lincoln
“Dee is a standup guy. He was there with me fighting for the union. Helped me write my emancipation proclamation speech, too. Hell of a guy.”